My funny little quotes page "Don't call me poohead, you shady bitch!" me
"Don't make the cow eat earwax." Patrick Balding
"I'm stretching my ass, how about you?" Rebecca Grubb
"Never trust women...they have teeth." Derek Conliffe
"I have like 3 teats today, and 4 tomorrow" Andrew Cantino
"Can I call you eyelash?" Adrienne Wolfe
"I'm late, the birds are going to miss me!!!" Agy Gabbard
"I had a really good breakfast last night." me
"It's hotter than a witches titty out here." Brady Jamison
"21" Lisa Moody (don't ask, cause I don't know)
"Anyone can do anything they want to, but it's probably illegal." Susanna
Grubb (I think)
"My ear isn't shedding wax today. maybe tomorrow" Lindsay Hoffman
"I'm nacho baby!" Crystal Joens
"Good cheese; good times" Lindsay Hoffman
"your butt." 4 freshman girls
"No one should be afraid of death, life is hell on earth." Crystal Jones
"All of a sudden there was a British guy behind me." Lauren Burke
"it was so stupid, I played it twice." Derik Conliffe
"that's my job!" Mrs. Beale
"Look! I can make out with my own foot!" Gnat
"Why don't I get a helmet??" Sarah Sexton
"no, The hair dryer was on, you couldn't hear me singing" Sasha Shultz
"and that's why they invented the waffle maker." me
"Is this too complicated for your little brains?" Mme Simms
"You know Art, it's a good thing you're not a girl, because you'd be a
smelly, hairy, saggy boobed mess." Art's mom
"you know where the popular people sit? I don't sit there" gnat
"but garbage men have pretty big egos, or so I've heard." Me
"Oh my God, they've killed 3 bus drivers in one day!!" Art
"...so that would be cool, if you were British" Art
"I wish I could date a gay guy, they're so sweet, except he'd be gay, so
there'd be that little problem." unknown
"What paper clips are you talking about??? Are you sniffing glue again?"
"Man, you're such a girl." Kory Fuller
"Well you see, sometime's a man's got to do what a man's got to do, but in
my case, it was an accident." Ruben Quinones
"Cabage, Pimp, crib, oh great hogposh, you're just trying to confuse me."
"[I'll] teach your grandmother to suck eggs." Jamie Lewis
"That hole's too small for Elvis! How are you gonna fit a jeep in it?"
"5 Pounds?!?!? You should have told them to get stuffed!" Some English
"My foreign land have many economic problem, we have only eat dirt." I
have no clue
"These stairs can't handle me!!" Art
"Are you pissed off, or are you eating?" me
at the request of one of my friends, I'm now starting a litte page of
funny little sayings I over hear.
some various guy: "do you have any bengay?"
Crystal: "nope, never been gay in my life."