My funny little quotes page 


  

at the request of one of my friends, I'm now starting a litte page of
funny little sayings I over hear.   


  • "Don't call me poohead, you shady bitch!" me

  • "Don't make the cow eat earwax." Patrick Balding
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"I'm stretching my ass, how about you?" Rebecca Grubb
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"Never trust women...they have teeth." Derek Conliffe
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"I have like 3 teats today, and 4 tomorrow" Andrew Cantino
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"Can I call you eyelash?" Adrienne Wolfe
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"I'm late, the birds are going to miss me!!!" Agy Gabbard 

  • "I had a really good breakfast last night." me
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"It's hotter than a witches titty out here." Brady Jamison
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"21" Lisa Moody (don't ask, cause I don't know)

  • "Anyone can do anything they want to, but it's probably illegal." Susanna
Grubb (I think)

  • "My ear isn't shedding wax today.  maybe tomorrow" Lindsay Hoffman

  • "I'm nacho baby!" Crystal Joens

  • "Good cheese; good times" Lindsay Hoffman

  • "your butt." 4 freshman girls

  • "No one should be afraid of death, life is hell on earth." Crystal Jones

  • "All of a sudden there was a British guy behind me." Lauren Burke

  • "it was so stupid, I played it twice." Derik Conliffe

  • "that's my job!" Mrs. Beale

  • "Look!  I can make out with my own foot!"  Gnat

  • "Why don't I get a helmet??" Sarah Sexton

  • "no, The hair dryer was on, you couldn't hear me singing" Sasha Shultz

  • "and that's why they invented the waffle maker."  me

  • "Is this too complicated for your little brains?" Mme Simms

  • "You know Art, it's a good thing you're not a girl, because you'd be a
smelly, hairy, saggy boobed mess."  Art's mom

  • "you know where the popular people sit?  I don't sit there" gnat

  • "but garbage men have pretty big egos, or so I've heard." Me

  • "Oh my God, they've killed 3 bus drivers in one day!!"  Art

  • "...so that would be cool, if you were British"  Art 

  • "I wish I could date a gay guy, they're so sweet, except he'd be gay, so
there'd be that little problem."  unknown 

  • "What paper clips are you talking about???  Are you sniffing glue again?"
Brian Dunphy

  • "Man, you're such a girl."  Kory Fuller

  • "Well you see, sometime's a man's got to do what a man's got to do, but in
my case, it was an accident."  Ruben Quinones

  • "Cabage, Pimp, crib, oh great hogposh, you're just trying to confuse me."
 me

  • "[I'll] teach your grandmother to suck eggs."  Jamie Lewis

  • "That hole's too small for Elvis!  How are you gonna fit a jeep in it?" 
Art

  • "5 Pounds?!?!?  You should have told them to get stuffed!"  Some English
Guy

  • "My foreign land have many economic problem, we have only eat dirt."  I
have no clue

  • "These stairs can't handle me!!"  Art

  • "Are you pissed off, or are you eating?"  me
    

  • some various guy: "do you have any bengay?"
    
Crystal: "nope, never been gay in my life."