Mike's Menagerie

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Traumatic Brain Injury consists of rapid acceleration and deceleration of the brain, including tearing of nerve fibers, bruising of the brain tissue against the skull, brain stem injuries, and edema (swelling).

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things. Of ships, of shoes, of sealing wax, of cabbages, and kings."

Hickory, Dickory, Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the another one got away with minor injuries.

Emily Kline Likes Bob Dylan. She thinks Bob Dylan is cool. No comment from me.

Josh Gossett is King. Kings have subjects. Don't worry, I'm one too.

Josh Funk likes wolves. Josh Funk wishes he was a wolf. I don't argue with him. He owns a 1971 Dodge Dart Swinger, aka "The Beast", aka "The Pimp Mobile."

Carolyn Dewey likes tacos. Carolyn Dewey's nickname is taco. I don't think Carolyn likes her nickname.

A few interesting sites:

My Great Page of Brain Matter

Ben's Outdoor Adventure Page