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The mysterious tale of a crazy old man has been handed down for
generations.  Not the tale of Santa Clause, the kindly old man who give
presents on Christmas.  But the tale of his evil twin brother, ANTI-KLAUS.
     Anti-Klaus is another much more wretched version of Santa.  Anti is
musch like Santa, but instead of a long white beard, he fashions a pointy
black mustache not unlike Wario.  And where on Santa's costume there would
be a Christmasy red color there is a cold blue color on Anti's costume.
And waht should be white trim with shiny bells for buttons and jolly
snowboots, Anti wears Jet-black trim with gold anarchy stars and black
shitkicker boots. 
     All the little children know that santa lives on the north pole in a
large house warmed by a fireplace, with a nice mrs. Claus to come home to.
 Well Anti-Klaus lives on the south pole in a large biodome that creates a
desert-like atmosphere in an apartment, and he's single too!
     Now, many rumors of Anti-Klaus riding his camels along the ground and
on water to give good and bad children the flu for christmas have been
circulating.  I even have an FBI picture of Anti himself, and Here it is.
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     Until then be careful and hope that this year
he won't check his list twice, and come to your town.